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dealbreaker: GUESTBREAKER: You’re A Philosophy Major Oh God. Here we go. You’re discussing how we “know what we know and if we truly know it.” Again. You know what? I’ll play your game. Next time you want sex, I’ll tell you your penis doesn’t exist. When you rebut, I’ll go off on a tirade that causes you to have an existential crisis, and then you won’t care about boning anymore. Pick a real major, dude. A Guest Dealbreaker written by Amanda. So, I’m going through old posts I “liked,” and I ran across this.

dealbreaker:

GUESTBREAKER: You’re A Philosophy Major

Oh God. Here we go. You’re discussing how we “know what we know and if we truly know it.” Again. You know what? I’ll play your game. Next time you want sex, I’ll tell you your penis doesn’t exist. When you rebut, I’ll go off on a tirade that causes you to have an existential crisis, and then you won’t care about boning anymore. Pick a real major, dude.

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Amanda.

So, I’m going through old posts I “liked,” and I ran across this.

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  2. devaneyelliott reblogged this from dealbreaker and added:
    So, I’m going through old posts I “liked,”...I ran across this.
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    few months old but I can’t help myself from responding. Guestbreaker confused...sufficient...
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    tell me, internet
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    Philosophy majors: thumbs up.
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    This is from the tumblr blog “Dealbreakers” (Thanks for the link Mandeep!) which is basically a list of dealbreakers in...
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  16. malloreigh reblogged this from sunsetbreath and added:
    Hello, my name is Malloreigh, and I’m a Philosophy major.
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    I first thought this was kind of mean but...remembered every philosophy major I’d ever...
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    Harsh. I always thought this was...dealmaker. No wonder…
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    were absolutely perfect, up until I said “epistomology” and...replied, “Bless you.” I...
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